In the future. Like, 2069.
There is a hacker.
The Hacker.
Who hacks into the AI, SHODAN, and accidentally makes her crazy.
SHODAN takes over the space station Citadel and kills everyone.
When the Hacker wakes up six months later.
He finds out that SHODAN wants to control Earth.
Because she thinks she's a goddess and can just do that.
The Hacker destroys SHODAN.
Except, she doesn't really die.
She just hibernates and crash lands on a planet.
That planet is Tau Ceti V.
Where the Rickenbacker and Von Braun ships,
who just happened to be flying by,

stop to figure out what the fuck happened.
And instead find funky lookin' eggs.
(This sounds like Alien all of a sudden, huh.)
Scientists take the eggs aboard the Von Braun to study.
Soon after, they hatch and become mutants, called The Many, who kill everyone. We're seeing a pattern here, right?
...and then mutate the corpses into more mutants. Combo breaker!
Also, SHODAN sneaks aboard the Rickenbacker. But shhhhhhhh, it's a secret.
Late to the party, a soldier wakes up from cryo-sleep.
Soldier G65434-2. But we just call him 'the nameless soldier' in the fandom.
And this poor guy is tricked by SHODAN to bringing her aboard the Von Braun,
Where she pretty much fucks everything up.
Now the soldier unwillingly follows the command of SHODAN.
While being hunted by The Many.
And the Von Braun's AI system, XERXES, which The Many control. In turn, controls exploding robots and turrets and fuck.
And then the soldier kills The Many.
And then destroys SHODAN.
Except not really.
There is a hacker.
The Hacker.
Who hacks into the AI, SHODAN, and accidentally makes her crazy.
SHODAN takes over the space station Citadel and kills everyone.
When the Hacker wakes up six months later.
He finds out that SHODAN wants to control Earth.
Because she thinks she's a goddess and can just do that.
The Hacker destroys SHODAN.
Except, she doesn't really die.
She just hibernates and crash lands on a planet.
That planet is Tau Ceti V.
Where the Rickenbacker and Von Braun ships,
who just happened to be flying by,

stop to figure out what the fuck happened.
And instead find funky lookin' eggs.
(This sounds like Alien all of a sudden, huh.)
Scientists take the eggs aboard the Von Braun to study.
Soon after, they hatch and become mutants, called The Many, who kill everyone. We're seeing a pattern here, right?
...and then mutate the corpses into more mutants. Combo breaker!
Also, SHODAN sneaks aboard the Rickenbacker. But shhhhhhhh, it's a secret.
Late to the party, a soldier wakes up from cryo-sleep.
Soldier G65434-2. But we just call him 'the nameless soldier' in the fandom.
And this poor guy is tricked by SHODAN to bringing her aboard the Von Braun,
Where she pretty much fucks everything up.
Now the soldier unwillingly follows the command of SHODAN.
While being hunted by The Many.
And the Von Braun's AI system, XERXES, which The Many control. In turn, controls exploding robots and turrets and fuck.
And then the soldier kills The Many.
And then destroys SHODAN.
Except not really.
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